Monday, December 5

Newspaper ads!!!

  • Illiterate? Write today for free help.
  • Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
  • Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again.
  • 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
  • Wanted. Widower with school age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
  • Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
  • Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
  • Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
  • Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.
  • Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
  • We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand
Enjoi :)

9 Comments:

At December 06, 2005 4:03 AM, Blogger PuNeEt said...

lolzzz too cool
I had read this long back somewhere...
it was great reading it again

3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
lolzzz this was too funny

Keep rocking
Cheers

 
At December 06, 2005 4:08 AM, Blogger Mysorean said...

LOL!! :)))


Great collection Bhumi! :) Too good!

 
At December 06, 2005 10:01 AM, Blogger Trevor Penn said...

:-)

There was a time when i religiously watched the tonight show with Jay Leno... every week there would be one episode featuring funny newspaper ads...

aahh old times spread smiles...

 
At December 06, 2005 12:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahah

where did u find these ?
made my day...

 
At December 06, 2005 12:34 PM, Blogger Sujoo said...

LOL!!!

 
At December 08, 2005 11:13 AM, Blogger Enjoy Life!! said...

"Smacks preferred"....To the daddy too :P

 
At December 09, 2005 3:57 AM, Blogger Directhit said...

"Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first." - LOL :-))

 
At December 09, 2005 4:09 AM, Blogger Sneha Acharya said...

HA HA ROTLF on all ones!!!

 
At December 13, 2005 6:03 AM, Blogger PuNeEt said...

whrz u ???

seems to be very busy after ur new job....

come back to blog world...

 

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